A Chihuahua, a Pornstar and a goat walk into a bar…
Sometimes its no wonder why I prefer animals to people, well certain people that is.
Its no secret that I own two monstrous sized dogs and one wee Chihuahua, who surprisingly live together rather harmoniously. The only problem I often comes across is that the little one doesn’t get a lot of time to interact with the big guys, or any other dog for that matter, so on a very rare day off I thought Id take her to a small dog “get together” as it was called and see if she could meet a buddy. Within minutes of having entered the door I realized how much I stuck out like a sore thumb in the room.
I dont “coo” or fawn over my dog like a newborn and certainly dont dress it up in all the latest doggie fashions. Shes not adorned in ribbons and bows and doesn’t come and go stuffed in a designer bag. Needless to say I snuck right back out that door and took Gidget to a park. I think we had more fun there as I kicked around a soccer ball for a while and she gave chase. (Its in these simple moments that I find the most beauty in life). Anyway I should have known better, in LA a small dog get together is technically code for let me show off my new expensive accessory to my outfit…my yorkie (or insert any other little yappy dog breed here).
After the park I stopped to get gas and while sitting there noticed a rather large flatbed pickup truck in front of me with a huge BBQ grill on the back. Next to the grill, strapped to the flatbed was a goat, and it wasn’t so much that he was tied off and had moving room but he was strapped down be several leather straps, unable to move or lift his head. (Similar to some of my experiences at Kink.com). I slowly meandered over and noticed his hind flanks stricken by an acid burn and multiple cut marks covering his body. Beaten was an understatement.
The owner of the truck, grill and I assume goat walked out and I inquired about the torn up creature in the truck. As though he was stating practical logic, the man looked at me and said “Theres a huge grill and a goat..put two and two together sweetheart!” After standing there for a moment I asked the man, “How much do you want for the goat?” and after 30 minutes of negotiating I was left standing at the gas station with a Chihuahua in the car and a goat. Of course only I would be standing there with a goat…..
After numerous calls, and multiple attempts to get the goat in my car with being kicked, I found a shelter for abused farm animals out in Santa Clarita and off I went. (I will say this, driving in a car with an irate goat in your back seat and an un amused Chihuahua in the front is a nightmare…”Oh no gee officer I didnt see that light there, my newfound goat friend was eating my car seat..”). Thankfully this shelter took my newly adopted goat in and the place was actually comprised of several barns, stables and quite a bit of land with animals varying from horses and pigs to goats and dogs, so it was rather nice.
Perhaps this is why I dont have many days off as it is…life always seems to find me and hilarity ensues…
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That was a very kind thing to do.
Cheers
tenwforty
Hello, I am a big goat fan, they’re clever and funny animals. This story really made my day
The goat in the back seat reminds me of that movie Tommy Boy with Chris Farley and David Spade. They hit a deer and don’t know what to do. So instead of leaving it on the side of the road, they put it in the back seat of the car. About an hour later, the deer comes to, (after only being knocked out), and proceeds to shred the crap out of the rag-top with his antlers. It was a hillarious scene in the movie, but the funnier thing is that stuff like this…your goat, and the stunt deer, actually does happen in real life to some people.
I found a 2 minute trailer on youtube about it. They don’t show the scene I mentioned, but the deer is shown towards the end of the clip. If you have seen the movie before, just skip the link. I’m not even sure the link will print here on your page anyway. But here goes nothing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xFypjUqTM
Steven
Ah yes yes I recall that scene. I fell out of my seat with the giggles, it was just so absurd and random. I loved it
Hi Amber,
I just heard that you might retire from porn. Is that true?
Thanks,
Adrian
What retire? Um no not right now. Unless it comes directly from my mouth, dont believe all youve heard
Yay!
Cheers
tenwforty
Hey do you want to marry a nice italian guy? I really think you need an italian man….people in those video act in a very strange way, you can have better things
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Yes my dear, your new alarm system is working perfectly.
That will be .25 cents please.
P.S. I just love how your submit button says “hit it”.
Beerperv
ok ok depositing 25 cents now…may I join in and geek out with you?
I’ll be depositing 25 cents as well. Brilliant, nasty, and compassionate. Do you love cats as well as dogs and goats, Amber? My daughter’s kind of a pyscho-kitty, but I think she’d like you, and vice versa. Damn, I really should be asleep… Great job taking care of the goat. Bet lots of people take care of you for your birthday! Happy early. xoxo
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