MY NEW CAREER >????

Damn, I feel like I got so much to catch you guys up on, even though
it hasn’t been that long since my last post. I think it’s just that
it seems like so much cool and interesting stuff has happened. Stuff
that just seems so crazy and stuff that I know you guys will definitely
want the inside scoop on.

First and foremost, I’m so proud of myself as I’m turning into quite
the little (and sexy!) chef. Like a year ago I couldn’t even boil
noodlesâ€�?a true story and lately I’ve really been making some kickass stuff.
The thing that I’m really excited about is I’m starting to learn
like, the feel of things, and how adding different stuff affects the
recipes , so I can kind of mix things up to my liking. I kind of owe it to
my buddy who has been coming over and showing me the ropes in the
kitchen. One night we hooked up and stuff, but it’s not like that now. I
think that night was just a case of one (or three) bottle of wine to
many, and when I get a good wine buzz, I get horny as fuck, and he just
happened to be around. I mean there’s nothing wrong with the guy, he’s a
complete sweetheart. Lately he’s really turned me on to a big variety
of some pasta dishes. My favorite so far are the creamy ones. And no!
It’s got nothing to do with the fact that I love the taste of cum or
the sensation of it being shot down my throat. It’s just that little ol
skinny me likes how rich those sauces, and while sometimes they can be
a little heavy, generally they are just so creamy and delicious. Now
that I’m getting good at cooking I can really understand what some
people mean when they talk about the connection between sex and food. Like
it’s gotta be the same part of the brain or something. Since I’m
getting confident in my abilities, tonight I’m going to try to mix it up,
and make some chicken cordon bleu. But since I’m such a pasta freak I’m
going to put it on top of some kind of pasta, I’m not sure yet. Can
you do that with chicken cordon bleu? I’m not sure, but I’m going to do
that anyways!

Anyways, while I’m pretty sure that you guys are interested in my new
cooking accomplishments, I bet you really want to hear how things panned
out with hot mechanic. But here’s the thing, we went out, but this
isn’t going to be all about him! So anyways, the day after I had the
work done on my car, I went by and dropped him off my number and told him
to give me a call. Oh shit! the over timer is beeping at me, I have
to go check in on my stuff, guess you guys will have to check back to
catch the rest of the story. I’m telling you, it’s worth it.