Well this was an interesting day.
I was given quite the opportunity today by being asked to shoot for Fox Magazine. It was only going to be a solo girl vaginal set, but hey with the variety of toys available and my inability to make just one choice..I chose two and DP-ed myself. I couldn’t resist! Keep your eyes out for that one!

After we finished I scurried on home to watch the San jose sharks take on the Red wings. Needless to say, that was painful. Final score 6-3.. Detroit…just wow…
Part of this loss belongs to coach Ron Wilson. It was home ice and he still had Thornton taking on Zets/Datsyuk. His line had hardly any zone time and they were scored on twice 5 on 5. Patty does not do well historically against Datsyuk, but it is more even. RW needs to pay attention to matchups. Zets/Datsyuk will take apart Thornton every time. RW finally caught on halfway through the first and changed up to get Thornton away from them and forgot about it again in the third (another goal against). RW matched Mitchell against the dynamic duo but that wasn’t going too well; he might be there in a year or two. Until Thornton puts serious effort into skating and moving he is an easy target for the Wings.
To beat the Wings, an aggressive forecheck (hitting) is important, but it has to be accompanied by smart decisions and crisp puck movement. The Wings will out skate selfishness and take advantage of bad passes. Beating them requires work in those areas by the Sharks and I haven’t seen the result in games that would indicate that they have done the preparation outside of games even before this one. That falls on both coaches and players, contrary to the “players’ fault only” portrayed by the organization, RW’s prep for matchups clearly indicates that he did not look at the historical record. The contrast with the Wings clearly indicates the areas where the Sharks organization needs to improve. Set a style of play and stick with it, practice it and become dominant with it. The Sharks are not at step one. If they want a dominant team, they need to set the style, get and keep the players that fit that style and practice it until they bleed. They also have to have enough variation within their set of players to matchup against anything that the opposition throws at them (size, speed, puck skills, etc.).
ok ok enough talking out of my ass. Its a damn good thing I didn’t make a bet on this.

Word of advice: Never ever engage in sexual activity when you have a food order waiting for pick up. They will call and call incessently till you come to get your food. I mean, get the point already, we’re not answering so you better believe we’re not hungry anymore. Damn…so close….so close. That was done on purpose. I swear to god it was….argh mean! lol

Good god its cold here. And I’m not talking “cold” as defined by the typical Californian, which tends to refer to anything that slightly drops beow 65 degrees. Should the temperature skim 59 degrees, most are ready to claim we are on the verge of a second ice age and have already begun stocking their homes with portable heaters in addition to their central heating system in order to mange the long cold winter ahead. Heaven forbid they must wear two layers…. In the words of my roommate, “We can’t wear tank tops year round? I thought it was suppose to be warm here!”

Ah now this just caused so much laughter…all time laugh so hard it hurts. The commentary is just hilarious..(this is the video that after having watched it Jennica deemed Nabokov “Nads”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBoncAdcl b0

Yes Gentlemen, that bone is not connected to the thigh bone…

Phew..ok I’m beat! Just got home from one hell of a trip. I went from San Francisco, to San Diego, to Vegas, then back to San Jose and drove to Los Angeles so needless to say I’m tired. But all in all had an excellent time at each location. For Vegas I’m going to have to elaborate on further simply because there is just so much to cover (it needs its own post).
I just got home and its already been quite a night. Both my toilet and sink broke…the chain in the toilet snapped (which I refuse to fix or buy a new one…The landlord will be covering this one) and the pipe on the sink, the one that looks like a piece of elbow macaroni, split right in the middle. The old thing was leaking everywhere, flooding my little bathroom…much more then I normally do to a little room when getting off lol. So my plan of action? I said screw the toilet chain, I’m just going to flush the bugger by lifting the little cover and pulling up that flapper thing (is there a technical term for that instead of “flapper thing?” lol). As for the sink, I killed the water and grabbed my duct tape, a tube of caulking, and toilet paper, then proceeded to fix the old pipe. It still continued to leak everywhere so the caulking became a mess and the tape wouldn’t stick causing wet paper everywhere. In he end I created a type of paper goop-like plug, and 3/4 an entire roll of duck tape later, the leakage had ceased. I decided I’d chance fate, so I turned on the water again and it held and still has…No leaks.

Somewhere a plumber is shaking his head but hell it works, and better hold till I can call the maintenance guy.

Now um about that mess…anyone got a mop or three??